tagsonthewall

this has to be the gayest name for a game ever. btw the sequel to this game was called “shaftz: lucky stroke” and yes its a golfing game

There are nights where I wonder why I can’t turn water into wine. If Jesus could do it, why can’t I? What is so special about him that he could produce alcoholic beverages with the wave of his hand. Is he a super hero? does he throw goblets of wine at his enemies, did he hope that they might get plastered enough to stop what they were doing. 
Or is he just a good enough slide of hands artist that no one noticed him switch out the glasses. Anyways i think Jesus owes me a few rounds for my troubles.